playitandmakeitsincere:

okaysional:

shadesandgoldbullets:

fuckstressmokeweed:

Shower head that turns water rainbow colors

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Bath tiles that change color according to heat 

                          =

Don’t take a shower if you’re on any kind of hallucinatory drugs

TAKE MY FUCKING MONEY

AND ADD IT TO MY MONEY, THEN GIVE US BOTH ONE!!

MY LIFE WILL ONLY BE COMPLETE WHEN I HAVE GOTTEN THIS!!

Reverted back to being a 10 year old, love my plait aha

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extreme makeover: home edition
  • girl: i kinda like horses.
  • ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE.
  • Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
  • Boy: I know.
  • Girl: I love you!
  • Boy: I love you more!
  • *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
  • Girl: Where is he?
  • Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
  • Girl: (Starts crying)
  • Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.